21 and Still a Douchebag

21 and Still a Douchebag
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Author: Birthday Bantzz
Pages: 112
ISBN: 1658156676
Release: 2020-01-09
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

This Notebook/Journal has a laugh out loud cover and is a perfect birthday gift. Filled with 110+ pages of lined ruled paper, size 6x9in and fits perfectly in your bag. All Big Birthdays available just type the full title with your required age in the search bar. It has many uses including Writing Notes, Workbook, Song writing, Music writing, Poetry, Workout log, Composition, Jokes, Recipe book, Prayers, Gratitude Journal, Wellbeing, Dream Journal, Keepsake, Workbook, Bucket List and much more. It has many uses including, Notes, Diary, Planner, Organizer, Recipe Book, Recipe Ideas, Poetry, Music writing, Song writing, Workout log, Composition, Jokes, Prayers, Gratitude

Donald Trump Is a Douchebag

Donald Trump Is a Douchebag
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Author: Michael K. Watson
Pages: 210
ISBN: 1520763565
Release: 2017-03-04
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

An exhaustive profile of Donald Trump's character

Alpha Douchebag The Prince

Alpha Douchebag  The Prince
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Author: S.N. GARZA
Pages: 400
ISBN:
Release: 2020-07-16
Editor: SNGARZAbooks

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Fall in love with the Alpha Douchebags of Grifton Falls University! A new adult, contemporary romance series with all the angst, passion and dirty, foul-mouthed boys who know how to handle girls with curves. These college boys think it’s all fun and games... until they meet the one. Alpha Douchebag: The Prince, is part of a DUET!!!! The Alpha Douchebags have two rules. No girlfriends. No kissing on the mouth. All his life, Gabriel Saint has had everything he’s ever wanted. The house. The truck. The girls. His college rugby team is a shoe-in for state championship. His senior year is supposed to be his best yet. All the girls want him. All the guys want to be him. Until freshman Willow Mason shows up and throws his world off its axis. And suddenly, everything he wants, doesn’t matter anymore. All he wants is her. All he sees, is her. He won’t let anything stand in his way. When Willow gets a scholarship to one of the top ten universities in the nation, she knew she couldn’t give the opportunity away. But when she arrives on campus, she’s hated on sight. The little college town doesn’t like outsiders. She doesn’t let the privileged, rich, elitists get the best of her. When she locks stares with the most powerful and popular guy on campus, she tries to resist, but not for long. Soon they’re spending every waking minute together. He can’t get enough of her sweet, tempting body and she falls deeper in love with a guy who may never love her back.

A Book for a Douchebag

A Book for a Douchebag
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Author: Adam Stevenson
Pages: 44
ISBN: 1980319111
Release: 2018-02-17
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

A book for a douchebag. An ideal gift for the douchebag in your life! Contains inspirational quotes, reminding them that they are, indeed, a douchebag.

The Lying Hours

The Lying Hours
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Author: Ney
Pages: 330
ISBN: 1097367819
Release: 2019-05-08
Editor: Independently Published

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

ABRAHAM DAVIS-Honest Abe to his friends-IS IN OVER HIS HEAD...He's a fixer and a do good-er. The all-knowing, resident "grandfather" on the wrestling team who everyone relies on to fix their problems. His teammates go to him for everything; advice, homework, or when they need a sober driver at three in the morning--whether he likes it or not.Abe's current mission is easy: mend his roommates broken heart by helping him find a girlfriend on the LoveU app--without getting caught in the lie...SKYLAR GABRIEL. IS. OVER. IT.Over her bad grades. And over dating douchebags. What she wants to know is: where have all the nice guys gone?She longs for a handsome, sweet, and honest guy who can make her laugh. In one last ditch effort to prove that he exists-Skylar turns to LoveU. On her worst day, Skylar has no filter (it's a miracle she hasn't been ditched mid-date).On her best, she's as wholesome, and sweet, as pie.On Thursday? She matches with Abraham Davis's roommate. Skylar Gabriel is falling for the wrong guy-she just doesn't realize it yet.Why?BECAUSE ABE DAVIS IS A LIAR.

Don t Be a Douchebag

Don t Be a Douchebag
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Author: Cassie Leigh
Pages: 95
ISBN:
Release: 2021
Editor: Cassie Leigh

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The Failing Hours

The Failing Hours
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Author: Sara Ney
Pages: 329
ISBN: 1386374407
Release: 2017-01-25
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Zeke Daniels isn't just a douchebag; he's an asshole. A total and complete jerk, Zeke keeps people at a distance. He has no interest in relationships-most assholes don't. Dating? Being part of a couple? Nope. Not for him. He's never given any thought to what he wants in a girlfriend, because he's never had any intention of having one. Shit, he barely has a relationship with his family, and they're related; his own friends don't even like him. So why does he keep thinking about Violet DeLuca? Sweet, quiet Violet-his opposite in every sense of the word. The light to his dark, even her damn name sounds like rays of sunshine and happiness and shit. And that pisses him off, too.

The Learning Hours

The Learning Hours
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Author: Sara Ney
Pages: 391
ISBN: 0999025333
Release: 2017-07-19
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

MY FRIENDS WANT ME TO GET LAID. So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus, in bold printed letters: Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry? Him: socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner... The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one. THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF ATTENTION I WANT. One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white. However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up-they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: GIRLS DON'T WANT ME. Especially her.

How to Date a Douchebag

How to Date a Douchebag
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Author: Sara Ney
Pages: 358
ISBN: 1537432621
Release: 2016-09-01
Editor: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

CRUDE. ARROGANT. A**HOLE. No doubt about it, Sebastian 'Oz' Osborne is the university's most celebrated student athlete-and possibly the biggest douchebag. A walking, talking clich�, he has a filthy mouth, a fantastic body, and doesn't give a sh*t about what you or anyone else thinks. SMART. CLASSY. CONSERVATIVE. Make no mistake, Jameson Clarke may be the university's most diligent student-but she is no prude. Spending most of her time in the hallowed halls of the library, James is wary of pervs, jocks, and douchebags-and Oz Osborne is all three. She's smart, sarcastic-and not what he expected. ...EVERY DOUCHBAG HAS HIS WEAKNESS. He wants to be friends. He wants to spend time with her. He wants to drive her crazy. He wants... Her.

Don t Be a Douchebag A Man s Guide to Etiquette

Don t Be a Douchebag  A Man s Guide to Etiquette
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Author: Matthew James
Pages: 188
ISBN: 1772260037
Release: 2016-11-01
Editor: Engage Books

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

What happens when the ultimate man writes the ultimate book? Matthew James doesn't know either. But he is a man, and he did write this book. This masterwork will help you identify the douchebag around you. From hippies, to greaseballs, and traffic cops. Drivers who use the middle finger as if it were a sixth gear. Politicians with inflated expense accounts. Pub-goers who chronically piss onto the floor, instead of into the urinal. Drunk drivers, meter maids, and freeloaders. And men who wear straight brimmed hats, or hang their pants below their ass. If any of these describe you, don't worry, this book will help you right your ways. Don't Be A Douchebag: A Man's Guide to Etiquette is more than just a mere book. It is a tool that can be used to smoothly guide you through life's bumpy journey. The book can teach, it can preach, and it can literally raise your children better than you can, figuratively speaking. A self-proclaimed "real man's" attempt to put the word man back into man, Matthew James has crafted a hilarious, if not irrelevant, book for the modern man. Not for the faint of heart or over-protective mothers, Don't be a Douchebag is an instant classic, sure to entertain from cover to cover.

Angels Vampires Douche Bags

Angels  Vampires   Douche Bags
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Author: Carla Collins
Pages: 329
ISBN: 9781722520632
Release: 2018-10-09
Editor: Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust, and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada, to Tinseltown, L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through 72 imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

Hipster Handbook a Guide for Douchebags

Hipster Handbook  a Guide for Douchebags
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Author: Bruce Harris
Pages: 54
ISBN: 1977533043
Release: 2017-09-21
Editor: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Want to be a hipster? Here's what you do: Grow a really long beard, buy a scooter, become unemployed, talk like you know everything, drink only craft beer, and did I mention skinny jeans? It's so easy, all you have to do is act like a complete douche.

The Douche Journals

The Douche Journals
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Author: Schmidt
Pages: 256
ISBN: 9780062238689
Release: 2012-09-18
Editor: Harper Collins

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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Author: Tucker Max
Pages: 288
ISBN: 9780806535937
Release: 2012-03-01
Editor: Citadel

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

21 Questions

21 Questions
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Author: Alexandria Rose Rizik
Pages: 329
ISBN: 9781684630882
Release: 2021-08-03
Editor: She Writes Press

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

In Laguna Beach, California, sixteen-year-old Kendra Dimes is preparing for the 2010 USA Surfing Prime West. She’ll be competing this year in honor of her brother, who was a surfer too, but who died from a drug overdose. Kendra has suffered anxiety attacks ever since her brother’s death, and surfing is what’s been helping her heal. Brock Parker is the new bad boy at school; he deals drugs to the high school clientele for his parents, who work for a Mexican drug lord. Though Brock and Kendra come from two different worlds, sparks fly when they meet at the homecoming dance—their attraction is magnetic. When they start a game of 21 Questions one night, they begin to learn more about each other—and, surprisingly, about themselves too. But some questions aren’t answered with the whole truth; after all, Brock can’t tell Kendra what his parents do for a living. As Kendra and Brock experience all of life’s most exciting firsts, they prove that even when life throws you the perfect storm, you can make it through and come out stronger than before. 21 Questions is a coming-of-age journey packed with passion and heartbreak, risk and romance.

The Monthly Cyclop dia of Practical Medicine V 1 21 V 22 No 1 5 Aug 1887 Apr 1908

The Monthly Cyclop  dia of Practical Medicine  V 1 21  V 22  No  1 5  Aug  1887 Apr  1908
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Author: Anonim
Pages: 329
ISBN: UOM:39015076665259
Release: 1900
Editor: Unknown

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Why Men Love Bitches

Why Men Love Bitches
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Author: Sherry Argov
Pages: 288
ISBN: 9781605501550
Release: 2002-10-01
Editor: Simon and Schuster

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Do you feel like you are too nice? Sherry Argov's Why Men Love Bitches delivers a unique perspective as to why men are attracted to a strong woman who stands up for herself. With saucy detail on every page, this no-nonsense guide reveals why a strong woman is much more desirable than a "yes woman" who routinely sacrifices herself. The author provides compelling answers to the tough questions women often ask: · Why are men so romantic in the beginning and why do they change? · Why do men take nice girls for granted? · Why does a man respect a woman when she stands up for herself? Full of advice, hilarious real-life relationship scenarios, "she says/he thinks" tables, and the author's unique "Attraction Principles," Why Men Love Bitches gives you bottom-line answers. It helps you know who you are, stand your ground, and relate to men on a whole new level. Once you've discovered the feisty attitude men find so magnetic, you'll not only increase the romantic chemistry—you'll gain your man's love and respect with far less effort.

Alpha Douchebag

Alpha Douchebag
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Author: S N Garza
Pages: 710
ISBN: 9798622299735
Release: 2020-03-10
Editor: Unknown

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

HOT NEW SERIES!!!!Fall in love with the Alpha Douchebags of Grifton Falls University! A new adult, contemporary romance series with all the angst, passion and dirty, foul-mouthed boys who know how to girls with curves. These college boys think it's all fun and games... until they meet the one. Alpha Douchebag: GabrielThe Prince of Grifton FallsThe Alpha Douchebags have two rules. No kissing on the mouth. No permanent bitches. All his life, Gabriel Saint has had everything he's ever wanted. The house. The truck. The girls. The career. He has his entire life mapped out with no complications.Captain of the rugby team, they're a shoo-in for the state championship. His senior year at Grifton Falls University is supposed to be his best one yet. Until freshman Willow Mason shows up and throws his world off its axis. And suddenly, everything he wants doesn't seem to matter anymore. All he wants is her. All he sees, is her. And he won't let anything stand in his way. When Willow gets a scholarship to one of the top ten universities in the nation, she knew she couldn't pass up the opportunity to go to the best Ivy League school in Texas. But when she arrives on campus, she's hated on sight. The little college town doesn't like outsiders. She's determined not to let the privileged, rich elitists get the best of her. When she locks stares with the most powerful and popular guy on campus, she tries to resist his charm and chiseled good looks, but not for long. Soon, they're spending every waking minute together. He can't get enough of her sweet, tempting body while she falls deeper in love with a guy who may never love her back. But what happens when everything she's ever believed in gets put to the test? There are secrets in Grifton Falls. Secrets that can change her for the rest of her life. Is she strong enough? Or will she give it all up? Give Gabriel up? Will love be enough? up? Will love be enough?

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Hot Chicks with Douchebags
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Author: Jay Louis
Pages: 240
ISBN: 141695788X
Release: 2008-07-08
Editor: Gallery Books

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull. From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery. How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag? Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed. And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.

Attachment Parenting

Attachment Parenting
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Author: Katie Allison Granju,Betsy Kennedy
Pages: 336
ISBN: 9780671027629
Release: 1999-08-01
Editor: Simon and Schuster

DESCRIPTION OF THE BOOK:

A complete guide to the concept of attachment parenting, which argues that parental responsiveness to a baby's needs leads to a well-adjusted child, offers tips on breastfeeding on demand, responding to a baby's cries, minimizing parent-child separation, and avoiding baby "gadgets." Original.