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|Author||: Mary Kay Andrews|
|Editor||: Harper Collins|
"Andrews is at her best in this thoroughly satisfying story with the right blend of mystery, romance, and sharply funny writing." --Orlando Sentinel Whether it’s a mystery, sassy women’s fiction, or a combination of the two, New York Times bestseller Mary Kay Andrews always gives her fans a read to remember. And now she’s throwing a Hissy Fit, in the best possible sense. A delicious tale of revenge and renovation, Hissy Fit tells of a wronged spitfire who’s determined to see that the no-good lowdown, lying, cheating varmint of an ex-fiancé who ruined her life and her business gets the comeuppance he so richly deserves…even as she struggles to revitalize a broken-down antebellum mansion for a hunky, if slightly odd, local businessman. If you like the novels of Fannie Flagg, Jennifer Crusie, Adriana Trigiani, and Emily Giffin, or are a devoted follower of Rebecca Wells or Jill Conner Browne’s Sweet Potato Queens, then Mary Kay’s Hissy Fit is not to be missed.
|Author||: Gen Griffin|
|Editor||: Gen Griffin|
Getting rid of Brett's body was the easy part of committing murder. Gracie thought the worst was over when David dropped her back off at college with a believable alibi. She thought Brett's body was safely hidden in the depths of the swamp and that no one would ever find out that she'd been the one who helped put him there. She never dreamed that Deputy Kerry Longwood would find the evidence he needed to haul David in on murder charges less than a week after Gracie had committed her most unthinkable sin. Now Gracie is having to work together with Cal Walker, the ex-boyfriend she's still in love with, to clear David of murder and make sure no one ever finds out the truth of what happened to Brett.
|Author||: Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, Jamie Wooten|
|Editor||: Dramatists Play Service, Inc.|
In this rollicking, hilarious comedy, the Doublewide, Texas, gang is back and life in their tiny town has gotten crazier than ever! Just when things are looking up—the population has grown to seventeen mobile homes and a weekend farmers’ market—the rug is pulled out from under the residents yet again. It seems their vacation rental trailer has drawn unwanted attention from a mega-corporation in Austin. Suddenly the corporation is interested in Doublewide. Waaaay too interested. Mayor Joveeta Crumpler is the only one suspicious enough to sound the alarm, but no one is listening. Her mother, Caprice, is too self-involved with her “career” as a local celebrity to sense the growing threat, or to even realize that grumpy old Haywood Sloggett is increasingly drawn to her—and Sloggett is fighting those romantic feelings tooth and nail. Caprice is also hell-bent on keeping her neighbor and rival, Big Ethel Satterwhite, from horning in on her domain—the Stagger Inn bar. Big Ethel has her hands full trying to teach the town’s good-ol’-boy police chief, Baby Crumpler, how to dirty-dance for a countywide competition. But Baby’s got as much chance of winning as Georgia Dean Rudd has of not jinxing her relationship with Nash Sloggett—she’s twisting herself into knots trying to dodge his constant marriage proposals. And as the danger to the town grows, Joveeta can’t even count on the usually reliable and sweet health fanatic Lark Barken—because she’s currently under the spell of a demon she’s only recently discovered: caffeine. But as the tentacles of the corporation envelope them all, can the citizens of this little Texas town put aside their problems and unite behind Joveeta to fight “the big guys” and turn the tide in Doublewide? A heap of hilarity with a whole lot of heart—and a stand-alone play in its own right—HONKY TONK HISSY FIT is the third comedy in the trilogy that begins with Doublewide, Texas and continues with A Doublewide, Texas Christmas. By the triumphant finale of this ferociously funny Jones Hope Wooten comedy (Could there be a double wedding in Doublewide?), you’ll be throwing fits, alright—fits of laughter that’ll make your sides ache!
|Author||: Lani Lynn Vale|
He is the one that never looks her way.He is handsome and strong.He is rough around the edges and mean.He is everything she's ever wanted.He doesn't even know she exists.Her life is a joke.***She doesn't step on cracks in the sidewalk.She laughs at inappropriate times.She talks when she shouldn't.She is clumsy and trips on air.She is finally on his radar.God help her now.
|Author||: Miki Byrne|
"These poems are evocative, sincere, genuine and vivid glimpses into Miki's world-indeed, into our world that's both full of joy, picaresque and tender beauty and deep sadness. At first I was quite enchanted, and by the time Miki spoke of Nine-Eleven, deeply moved-as well as by the pain like fire that goes where it wants."-Charles Muller, Diadem Books. "Incisive, conversational and humorous."-Mosfest 2005. "Perfect word-pictures of our canal heritage."-Inland Waterways Magazine. "Wide ranging, tackling issues that are both profound and ordinary-indeed, seeking the profound in the ordinary."-Kerri Miles. Authority Publishing. "Six Inch Heels is totally brilliant."-Jimmy Fantastic. Performance poet.
|Author||: Nancy Grant|
Goldie and Hissy Fit are miniature horses who make their home on Grammy and Grampy's farm. They love their day-to-day life with all the excitement only a farm can bring. They love their time with the other farm animals, their little boy companions, and, of course, Grammy and Grampy. They look forward to helping others in need and having new and exciting adventures along the way - including learning some very important life lessons. Inside, you'll read about just a few of their most exciting experiences with more to come.
|Author||: My Chaotic Life Creative Team|
|Editor||: My Chaotic Life|
Our gift books cover a variety of entertaining themes, such as rating movies and restaurants, wine tasting, throwing parties, and throwing tantrums! Filled with funky illustrations and playful prompts, these books are guaranteed to produce a bundle of laughs. Covers topics and activities to help any woman get over getting annoyed.
|Author||: David Crystal|
|Editor||: Profile Books|
This 'engaging history of punctuation' (Wall Street Journal) is not only the first history of its kind, but a complete guide on how to use English punctuation. Behind every punctuation mark lies a thousand stories. The punctuation of English, marked with occasional rationality, is founded on arbitrariness and littered with oddities. For a system of a few dozen marks it generates a disproportionate degree of uncertainty and passion, inspiring organisations like the Apostrophe Protection Society and sending enthusiasts, correction-pens in hand, in a crusade against error. Professor Crystal leads us through this minefield with characteristic wit, clarity and commonsense. He gives a fascinating account of the origin and progress of every kind of punctuation mark over one and a half millennia, and he offers sound advice on how punctuation may be used to meet the needs of every occasion and context.
|Author||: Tilly Pope|
We've been left a terrible legacy... Can we ever escape? Connor Our parents died in a tragic accident, taking secrets with them. Our destiny now? A snake shifter existence none of us want. Me and my brothers can never leave Pythos for long. And to top it all, vigilante assassins are out to kill us. It's lonely being damned to stay in this small desert town. Riding my Harley keeps me sane...until it leaves the road. Now I'm banged up in the hospital. Waiting to heal. I can't see her yet, but I'm falling for my doctor. Her scent, her voice, her touch, everything about her. She's driving me wild...and I have to make her mine. Short, hot, and over the top! If you love bad boys, overly possessive alpha males, totally unrealistic instalove romance, (maybe even a bit cheesy) this one's for you! No cliffhanger, no cheating, and a guaranteed HEA!
|Author||: Punny Sht|
This is some Punny Shit! A pretty shitty gift for the awesome co worker, friend or family under ten dollars! Hilarious birthday gift, retirement gift, co-worker leaving gift, graduation gift, Christmas gift exchange, the list goes on!
|Author||: Kimbra Swain|
All's fair in war and gravy... As Grace and Levi make final preparations for war, more truths and surprises shake their resolve. Loyalties divide and priorities shift as the battle begins. Grace makes tough decisions for her family, her people, and the human world. While attacking Brockton's stronghold in the Winter Palace, the veil weakens and the Wild Hunt is unleashed. The gruesome horde of Wild fairies is headed for the Otherworld border with their first stop being Shady Grove. Death looms over the exiles as they struggle to defeat the evil which intends to change the existence of life forever. In war, there are always casualties. Whom will the exiles lose? Is the price of victory worth the life of their Queen? Pitchin' a Hissy Fit is the 14th book in Kimbra Swain's Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen. Interview with Kimbra Swain Q: Why did you write the Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen Series? A: I was born and raised in Alabama, and I loved the Urban Fantasy genre. I wanted to mix those two things, but remain true to the Southern traditions and values that I was raised on: family, community, and determination. The Trailer Park Series is my ode to the South. Q: What is the most important part of the Fairy Tales of a Trailer Park Queen to you? A: Every single character in the series is real to me. The development of each one is so important for me going through the series. Some of them, including Grace, start off with many flaws. I should say especially Grace. Q: How much of Grace is patterned after yourself? A: Oh, gosh! Grace and I are a lot alike. Sassy and smart. However, Grace is very compassionate and trusting. She's also got a mouth on her. She says things that aren't PC, but as her character develops over the series, she sees that there were things she was very wrong about. Grace's story is about becoming who she was meant to be, and fate doesn't define that purpose. She does. Q: What are your future plans for the Trailerverse? A: The main series will have 15 books with a short story anthology focusing on the minor characters. I will be launching Wynonna's story this fall in Stories of Frost and Fire. The werewolf, Dominick Meyer, will also get his own series called Dog River Wolfpack. It will launch this fall, too. I have future undetermined plans to expand the Trailerverse. Follow my website and the Trailerverse site to keep up with the announcements!
|Author||: Homeschool Planner Books|
Pick up this great planner for your year round homeschooling needs, whether you're a homeschooling mom private teacher or mom. Easily customizable with plenty of space so you can schedule the days, weeks, months and year any way you want.Pages include.A customizable year at a glance monthly planning pageA student health and Medication form.Continuing Education Form.A classroom expenses log.Customizable weekly planning pages so you can see your week at a glance and plan your daily schedule and subjects.Extra pages for notes.
|Author||: Southern Slang Publishing|
|Editor||: Independently Published|
Use This Paperback Academic Planner To Keep Track of All Your Important Dates, Priorities, and Obligations This planner is perfect to help you remember all your personal meetings, appointments and kids' practices, rehearsals, games, or performances. Make sure you never miss another appointment. The Cover - The cover is a sturdy paperback book with a glossy finish. The binding is the same as a standard paperback book. (The notebook may need to be pressed open to lie flat.) Size Dimensions - 8.5" x 11" The Interior - The interior of the planner holds 80 pages. This planner is ideal for anyone with a busy schedule. It makes a great gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any other holiday. Now that you've got all the details on this 2019-2020 weekly academic planner, click the buy button to get your copy today.
|Author||: Southern Slang Publishing|
Use This Paperback Planner To Keep Track of All Your Important Dates, Priorities, and Obligations This planner is perfect to help you remember all your personal meetings, appointments and kids' practices, rehearsals, games, or performances. Make sure you never miss another appointment. The Cover - The cover is a sturdy paperback book with a glossy finish. The binding is the same as a standard paperback book. (The notebook may need to be pressed open to lie flat.) Size Dimensions - 8.5" x 11" The Interior - The interior of the planner holds 53 pages. This planner is ideal for anyone with a busy schedule. It makes a great gift for birthdays, Christmas, or any other holiday. Now that you've got all the details on this 2020 weekly planner, click the buy button to get your copy today.
|Author||: Arthur G. Mones|
In Transforming Troubled Children, Teens, and Their Families: An Internal Family Systems Model for Healing, Dr. Mones presents the first comprehensive application of the Internal Family Systems (IFS) Therapy model for work with youngsters and their families. This model centers diagnosis and treatment around the concept of the Functional Hypothesis, which views symptoms as adaptive and survivalbased when viewed in multiple contexts. The book provides a map to help clinicians understand a child’s problems amidst the reactivity of parents and siblings, and to formulate effective treatment strategies that flow directly from this understanding. This is a nonpathologizing systems and contextual approach that brings forward the natural healing capacity within clients. Dr. Mones also shows how a therapist can open the emotional system of a family so that parents can let go of their agendas with their children and interact in a loving, healthy, Self-led way. This integrative MetaModel combines wisdom from Psychodynamic, Structural, Bowenian, Strategic, Sensorimotor, and Solution-Focused models interwoven with IFS Therapy. A glossary of terms is provided to help readers with concepts unique to IFS. Unique to this approach is the emphasis on shifting back and forth between intrapsychic and relational levels of experience. Therapy vignettes are explored to help therapists address issues such as trauma, anxiety, depression, somatization, oppositional and self-destructive behavior in children, along with undercurrents of attachment injury. Two detailed cases are followed over a full course of treatment. A section on Frequently Asked Questions explores work with families of separation and divorce, resistance, the trajectory of treatment, dealing with anger, linking to twelve-step programs, and much more. This is an ideal book for any therapist in quest of understanding the essence of healing and seeking therapeutic strategies applied within a compassionate framework.
|Author||: Ryan North,Matthew Bennardo,David Malki|
|Editor||: Machines of Death LLC|
Presents fantasy stories written by Internet authors that explore how people, cultures, and societies are affected by the predictions of the Machine, an object that provides short yet vague phrases about how a person will die.
|Author||: Zanzibar McFate|
Chainsaws! Pantyhose! Moonshine! Oprah? Opium! A Dead Whale! Air Force One! Manly ElectroluxingT & Brownie, the Adorable Dachshund Grandma Sews the Hangman's Hood 12 Tips for Climbing Cheops Almost Shot by the Secret Service The Black Rubber Dress Smuggling 'Tea' in Arabia Big Cheese TV Guy Eats a Baby Duck Jerry Garcia Forced to Play 'Truckin' Revenge of the Octo-Dog Converter I Hijack the Sunsphere 8 Soul Crushing Job Interviews 6 Airsquid Sex Secrets What Happened When I Glued My Eyes Shut My Wife Killed the Mole Baby & I Laughed Hot 'n' Spicy Hair Dye Sex Did I Mention Oprah? Oose: Your Body's Magic Mystery Stuff Wattle Biting Attack on the USS Devil Dog Secret Shame That Ruins Marriages: Can You Find Your Wife's 'Vestibule'? (I Can) Selling 'The Magic Belt' I Spy on the Mystery Woman of the Sahara! Plus! Your Quicky Guide to the Lacy Brassiere Films of Isabella Rossellini Originally Published in San Francisco as "I Am Satan's Slave" Zanzibar "Buck Buck" McFate battled a giant otter. He had the strength of 10 men, X-ray eyes, and the fingers of a concert pianist. He had what it took to keep one woman satisfied and coming back for more. McFate lived in exotic Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and New Jersey. Hoping that the deep puncture wounds would start healing soon, he moved to the quiet unspoiled village of Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Upon his return to the Congo, he was dismembered, disemboweled and scalped.