Chill the F*ck Out
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|Author||: Hannah Caner|
|Editor||: St. Martin's Griffin|
Coloring is the perfect way to relax and unwind. Add a bit of subversive and irreverent humor and you have Chill the F*ck Out! Beautiful scenes and abstract doodles are combined with irreverent quips like "Shit just got real" that will keep you laughing. Features: -32 original pieces of artwork to color and enjoy -Perforated pages for easy framing -One-side printing so colors don't bleed through
|Author||: Sasha O'Hara|
|Editor||: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform|
From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings
|Author||: Sarah Knight|
The no-f*cks-given guide to taming anxiety and taking back control of your life, from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out -- and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Praise for Sarah Knight and the No F*cks Given Guides: "Self-help to swear by." -- The Boston Globe "Genius." -- Vogue "Hilarious, irreverent, and no-nonsense." -- Bustle
|Author||: Emily Horn|
|Editor||: Simon and Schuster|
Calm the hell down, live in the now, and get mindful as f*ck with these quick and snarky ways to live in the moment. When the entire world seems on your ass about something, taking a second to chill out, collect your thoughts, and process your stress can help a lot. Mindful As F*ck shows you how to be present, centered, and positive so you can live in the now regardless of how you’re feeling. With straight-forward entries like “Slay Your Fear with Lion’s Breath,” “Set Your Intention Right Fucking Now,” and “Write a Badass Haiku,” this entertaining and effective book helps live your best life no matter what gets thrown your way.
|Author||: Jason Headley|
Like a yoga class you can hold in your hand, a beautiful, full-color guide to letting sh*t go Our world is filled with annoyances, and sometimes you need a little dose of humor to cope with the news cycle, your irritating co-worker, or that telemarketer who won’t stop calling. This refreshingly honest self-help book will guide you through a meditation to “breathe in strength, and breathe out bullsh*t.” An excellent gift for yourself or others, F*ck That is the very embodiment of modern-day self-care. May it help you find peace with the challenges that surround you…because they are f*cking everywhere. Based on the viral video that had everyone from yogis to workaholics raving, F*ck That is the completely truthful and oddly tranquil guide to relieving stress and achieving inner peace.
|Author||: The Simple Things|
Tired of Stressing Out over Relationships, money, your job? At a certain age or place in your life where you have regrets? Are you living your Dream Life? Well with Chill The Fuck Out you will find a way to express all this and more and get to a place of catharsis and maybe even joy and peace. You will find yourself scribbling down things that become motivational and inspiring leading to a fresh perspective and take on how your life truly is...
|Author||: Jade Summer,Adult Coloring Books|
|Editor||: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform|
Adult colorists are in for a hilarious surprise in this fun coloring book from bestselling publishing brand, Jade Summer. Our Chill the F*ck Out and Colorbook features amusing illustrations that will make you laugh out loud! Color in your favorite swear words - patterns, swirls and flowers are dotted throughout so you can practice your artistic skills. Both aspiring and advanced colorists will enjoy spending hours of enjoyment filling in each design. From "the Queen of f*cking awesome" to "get out of my f*cking sight", each quote is guaranteed to make you howl. Our shocking and outrageous sayings are ready to be given your creative magic. Choose your favorite shades and relish this entertaining coloring adventure. Jade Summer books have 5,000+ 5-star Amazon Reviews. Discover what makes Jade Summer one of the premier adult coloring book brands and a frequent best-seller on Amazon. Explore the entire Jade Summer collection of 75+ coloring books and find the perfect book for your next coloring adventure. Beautiful, Fun, and Relaxing Coloring Pages. Our incredible coloring pages will empower you to create masterpieces and release your inner-artist. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... 25 Unique Images | 2 Copies of Every Image | Single-sided Pages. You get an extra copy of each image in case you make a mistake, want to color the image a second time, or have an extra to share with a friend. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. This book includes a FREE digital edition. You can download the entire book and print pages as many times as you want! Become part of the Jade Summer community. Our fun, friendly, and supportive community on social media is an outstanding way to view completed pages from other Jade Summer fans, meet other colorists, share your masterpieces with the world, and participate in making future coloring books (including exclusive access to pre-release artwork). Why Other Colorists Love this Book "Naughty words have never been such fun!" - Shannon Anderson "I bought this for my sister and she though it was hilarious." - Elizabeth Marie "I seriously LOVE this coloring book." - Cassandra Buy Now & Relax... Scroll to the top of the page and click the Add to Cart button.
|Author||: Tom Phillips|
Modern humans have come a long way in the seventy thousand years they’ve walked the earth. Art, science, culture, trade—on the evolutionary food chain, we’re true winners. But it hasn’t always been smooth sailing, and sometimes—just occasionally—we’ve managed to truly f*ck things up. Weaving together history, science, politics and pop culture, Humans offers a panoramic exploration of humankind in all its glory, or lack thereof. From Lucy, our first ancestor, who fell out of a tree and died, to General Zhou Shou of China, who stored gunpowder in his palace before a lantern festival, to the Austrian army attacking itself one drunken night, to the most spectacular fails of the present day, Humans reveals how even the most mundane mistakes can shift the course of civilization as we know it. Lively, wry and brimming with brilliant insight, this unique compendium offers a fresh take on world history and is one of the most entertaining reads of the year.
|Author||: Reese Owen|
|Editor||: Funny Positive Thinking Self Help Motivation for W|
Solution for anxiety solution that doesn't involve an expensive therapist, pills with side effects worse than your anxiety itself, choking on incense while muttering mantras under your breath, or a dry boring self-help book. You're welcome.
|Author||: Adam Ellis|
|Editor||: Andrews McMeel Publishing|
Adam’s comics deal with weightier topics like seasonal affective disorder and struggles with self-esteem, while also touching on the silly and absurd—like his brief, but intense obsession with crystals. With a bright, positive outlook and a sense of humor, Super Chill tells a story that is both highly relatable and intensely personal.
|Author||: Dare You Stamp Co.|
|Editor||: Cider Mill Press|
Color the shit out of this new stress-relieving swear word adult coloring book! With daily stresses like annoying coworkers, red-faced bosses, endless traffic, and whatever shit you have going on at home, sometimes all you need to tell everyone to “fuck off.” Now you can say it in color! Relieve some stress with easy and beautiful art—that also happens to feature your favorite profanities. Feel the “zen” wash over you as you color in or outside the lines however you damn well please. Take your defiance up a notch with more complex patterns, or take the easy route when you unwind. Do whatever the fuck you want.
|Author||: Sasha O'Hara|
|Editor||: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform|
From the creator of the Bestseller Calm the F*ck Down Did anyone ever tell you it's not good to brag? Well f*ck that! Give yourself a pat on the back. Own your own badass-ness. Tell the one you love how much you f*cking love them, with a little sugar and snark. This irreverently positive coloring book will not only help you relax and unwind, it will leave you with a sense of 'Hell Yeah!' after the world has tried to have its way with you. Cheer the F*ck Up is perfect for you if you like your self-help with a bit of sass, and your affirmations with a little piss and vinegar. It's an inappropriately awesome way to color and express the things you can't say. Enjoy 37 beautiful and fun to color illustrations, ranging from simple to detailed in complexity. Images include mermaids, fairies, animals and abstract designs. Sayings include "Do No Harm. Take No Shit," "Bite the Ass of Life," "Let's Get Weird," "Peace and Quiet. I like that shit.," "Don't Damage My Calm," and many more. For updates and free coloring page downloads visit www.Sashaohara.com
|Author||: Lindsay Powers|
|Editor||: Atria Books|
Cribsheet meets The Sh!t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement. What if you could do more for your kids, by doing a whole lot less? Parenting today has become a competitive sport, and it seems that everyone is losing. From the very moment that little line turns blue, parents-to-be find themselves in a brave new world where every decision they make is fraught, every action they take is judged, and everything they do seems to be the wrong thing. Formula feed? Breast is best. Breastfeed in public? That’s indecent. Cry it out? You’re causing permanent harm to your child. Don’t sleep train? Your child will never learn to sleep on his or her own. Stay home? You’re setting a bad example for your kids. Go back to work? Don’t you love your kids more than your job? Lindsay Powers—former editor-in-chief of Yahoo! Parenting, creator of the #NoShameParenting movement, and mom of two—is here to help parents everywhere breathe a collective sigh of relief. This laugh-out-loud funny, accessible, and reassuring book sets the record straight on all of the insane conflicts that parents face—from having a glass of wine while pregnant to sleep training, childcare, feeding, and even sex after baby. Drawing on the latest research and delivered in a relatable, comforting voice, You Can’t F*ck Up Your Kids demonstrates that it is possible to take the stress out of parenting and sit back and enjoy the ride.
|Author||: Zen As F*ck|
With Zen as F*ck Journal, you'll find moments of profanity-laced catharsis and joy through journaling activities and inspirations that are positive as f*ck. Within these truly charming pages, you'll find ways to let go of the bullsh*t and lift your spirit a little f*cking higher.
|Author||: Vega Star Adult Coloring Books Inc|
STRESS RELIEVING - CREATIVE - RELAXING - CALMING - UNIQUE DESIGNS - GIFT IDEA Color and Paint your stress away and get the most relaxing coloring book experience available, Our Adult Coloring Book is a beautiful collection of unique designs, and so relaxing and easy-to-color patterns, Color over different adorable adult coloring designs created by our professional artists in Vega Star Publishing. This Stress-Relieving Adult Coloring Book Features: Beautiful designs to color for any skill level Relaxing Coloring Pages, with every page you color you will relieve your stress and unleash your creativity Single sided coloring pages, every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. Designs by experienced artists for a better experience Perfect gift for your besties, family, or any artist you do love. Have fun in this relaxing painting experience, refill the energy and let anxiety fade away through coloring Pages. It's the only color therapy book you will ever want.
|Author||: John T|
|Editor||: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform|
***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.*** Chill the fuck out and color. Watermelon Wankjob, Oh Shit! Orange Blast, and Blueberry Bitch, are just few of the flavors you will find in this tasty swear word coloring book. But, what's even better - you can make up your own! Over 20 fun and original swear word coloring book pages that will have you and your friends laughing tears For fans of swear word coloring books, adult coloring books, mandala coloring books, and curse words! Coloring page designs are printed single-sided for your coloring convenience All of your favorite swear word phrases like: Shit Happens, Life's a Bitch, and Get Fucked Up, and many, many more Secret code allows access to digital freebies Makes the perfect gift or a fun coloring party Everyone is raving about how relaxing and stress-relieving adult coloring books are. But, there is nothing more relaxing than coloring a bunch of tasty and sweary Fucksicles! This curse word coloring book is jam-packed with fun retro patterns, funny swear word phrases, and several different popsicle concepts. There is no adult coloring book like it! While you may just want this cuss word coloring book all to yourself, Fucksicles makes a great gift or sets up the perfect coloring party. Buy Fucksicles now! ***NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.***
|Author||: Sillyanimalpictures Com Publishing|
FUNNY GAG NOTEBOOK AND JOURNAL - MAKES FOR A PERFECT GIFT!This hilarious, bold and unique notebook is just what you need to stay inspired for life, while also letting everyone around you know that you really don't care. This booklet is perfect for keeping around the house, putting on your desk for everyone to see at work, or even to pass along as gift to a friend or coworker.Heck, on top of all of that, it even mores for a great journal to take notes or write about whatever is going on in everyday life. Throw one of these copies around the work office and see how many people get a good laugh out of it.Need to take notes? Jot down a new business plan? Have a daily diary or journal? It's all possible with this funny, inspirational, and motivational booklet that is perfect for everyday life, school, to-do lists, and pretty much any other component of life.SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lined White Paper PAGES: 124 PagesCOVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Order your copy today, and show the world you really don't care.
|Author||: Mark Manson|
From the author of the international mega-bestseller The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck comes a counterintuitive guide to the problems of hope. We live in an interesting time. Materially, everything is the best it’s ever been—we are freer, healthier and wealthier than any people in human history. Yet, somehow everything seems to be irreparably and horribly f*cked—the planet is warming, governments are failing, economies are collapsing, and everyone is perpetually offended on Twitter. At this moment in history, when we have access to technology, education and communication our ancestors couldn’t even dream of, so many of us come back to an overriding feeling of hopelessness. What’s going on? If anyone can put a name to our current malaise and help fix it, it’s Mark Manson. In 2016, Manson published The Subtle Art of Not Giving A F*ck, a book that brilliantly gave shape to the ever-present, low-level hum of anxiety that permeates modern living. He showed us that technology had made it too easy to care about the wrong things, that our culture had convinced us that the world owed us something when it didn’t—and worst of all, that our modern and maddening urge to always find happiness only served to make us unhappier. Instead, the “subtle art” of that title turned out to be a bold challenge: to choose your struggle; to narrow and focus and find the pain you want to sustain. The result was a book that became an international phenomenon, selling millions of copies worldwide while becoming the #1 bestseller in 13 different countries. Now, in Everthing Is F*cked, Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us. Drawing from the pool of psychological research on these topics, as well as the timeless wisdom of philosophers such as Plato, Nietzsche, and Tom Waits, he dissects religion and politics and the uncomfortable ways they have come to resemble one another. He looks at our relationships with money, entertainment and the internet, and how too much of a good thing can psychologically eat us alive. He openly defies our definitions of faith, happiness, freedom—and even of hope itself. With his usual mix of erudition and where-the-f*ck-did-that-come-from humor, Manson takes us by the collar and challenges us to be more honest with ourselves and connected with the world in ways we probably haven’t considered before. It’s another counterintuitive romp through the pain in our hearts and the stress of our soul. One of the great modern writers has produced another book that will set the agenda for years to come.
|Author||: Denise Duffield-Thomas|
|Editor||: Hay House UK Ltd|
Feeling burned out by your business? Sick of the 'hustle and grind' culture of your industry? There's a better way! Get over your perfectionism and embrace the flow of the Chillpreneur. Denise Duffield-Thomas, money mindset coach and best-selling author, will show you how with her trademark humor and down-to-earth wisdom. In this book, she shares invaluable business advice and counterintuitive millionaire mindset lessons (no blood, sweat, or tears necessary) which will set you on the path of abundance - without all the hard work. You'll discover how to find the business model that works perfectly for your personality, learn about key concepts - such as the Golden Goose and the Keyless Life - to help you work less and earn more, and become a marketing pro without feeling like a sleazy car salesman. Plus, Denise talks you through the smaller - but no less important - details of being an entrepreneur, including how to deal with awkward money situations and find the most effective ways to price your offers. Full of reassuring and practical advice, Chillpreneur challenges the old, boring assumptions of what it takes to create success in business, so you can create financial independence with ease and grace.